Comic 1603 - Ongoing Conflict

15th Aug 2018, 12:00 AM
Ongoing Conflict
Average Rating: 5 (17 votes)

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Tokyo Rose 15th Aug 2018, 12:00 AM edit delete
Tokyo Rose
Incidentally, the song "Cell Block Tango" from the musical Chicago is a grade-A, first-class fucking ear worm.
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StLOrca 15th Aug 2018, 12:08 AM edit delete reply

The script for this page is HILARIOUS. Well done. Jeff will be known as “Rapeface” for the rest of his life.
megados 15th Aug 2018, 12:22 AM edit delete reply
I think everybody's day is going south. Now Ivy and Jordan are getting dragged into it. Dialogue here had me laughing; great job!

@Tokyo Rose, re:A/N, I haven't heard it yet; I'll have to look it up. BTW good to see you out and about. :D

*edit* @Tokyo Rose, I looked it up, and I had heard it; I didn't know the name of it. I can see your point if you hear it enough.
Lurker314 15th Aug 2018, 12:33 AM edit delete reply
It will be interesting to see if fuck am depot security has enough clearance to be able to validate that he is dealing with a Cassian. If not, this could be an even more fun day...

But I know you two. You two aren't THAT evil...
kraznor 15th Aug 2018, 2:39 AM edit delete reply
There not ?
Evervigilant 15th Aug 2018, 4:08 AM edit delete reply
Tokyo Rose, just about every song in Chicago is like that. My favorite is Mr Cellophane.
Greenwood Goat 15th Aug 2018, 4:41 AM edit delete reply
I can see that happening...

Security: Now, don't give me any trouble Pauline!Ophelia-

Ivy: How d'you manage to pronounce the pling?!

Security: It's an android thing... Pauline!Ophelia, we're not lawless here, and you're going to have to account for what you did to Rape-Face Jeff-


Security: It is now - I've added it as an AKA on your record.


Opaulinia: Yeah! His name's actually "Twatwaffle".


Security: ..."Twatwaffle" has also been added as an AKA on your record.


Opaulinia: Add "Cactus-Humping Shitboot" as well!

Security: That's enough from you. I'm sure Mister Twatwaffle is going to start behaving himself now - you should too.

Jordan: Queue up "Talking Asshole" for addition as well, just in case. Oh, and "Prettyboy". And "Catamite". I've actually got a whole list of them for future use, if you're interested... :-D

DLKmusic 15th Aug 2018, 1:21 PM edit delete reply

Mr. Twatwaffle...

JinFeng: That's "MR. TWATWAFFLE" to you, Bot-Bitch!
Ophelia: And that's "MS. BOT-BITCH" to you, you wank.... Mr. Twatwaffle!

LOL, I'm dyin here!
Eli Cosmanis 15th Aug 2018, 5:58 AM edit delete reply

surprised hes not flinging more insults. people tend to be angry when their arm is broken.
Fafhred 15th Aug 2018, 6:03 AM edit delete reply

* Wonders if she will have to break that guard-bot, too *
Sleel 15th Aug 2018, 6:55 AM edit delete reply

And so, Jeff acquires a more descriptive name. One wonders how long it takes till everyone in the depot calls him Rape Face. Or maybe RFJ.
Romfire 15th Aug 2018, 6:56 AM edit delete reply
I am just wondering if androids have any kind of rights in this back water dive. Other than the right to have their brain squished.
DLKmusic 15th Aug 2018, 1:27 PM edit delete reply

I was kind of wondering the same thing, although if this is the same area where Marcus & TeeDee had their fight, then the answer would be yes.
Tom 15th Aug 2018, 8:52 AM edit delete reply
Does anyone else here Benedict Cumberbatch as the voice of depot security?
robnot 15th Aug 2018, 11:22 AM edit delete reply
I do now.!! ,, snirk...
Hell's Dragonfly 15th Aug 2018, 1:41 PM edit delete reply
So many laughs in this comic. Those are some truly inventive insults; kudos Rose. IMO Mr. Fuck Am Depot Security must be getting a chuckle out of Mr. Cactus Humping, Rape Face, Twatwaffles predicament.
Naldru 15th Aug 2018, 2:33 PM edit delete reply
I can see an argument for monetary damages, and New Rome would probably be willing to pay for medical expenses. However, Ophelia might also be willing to pay for a billboard based on the MasterCard commercials: cost of medical expenses xxx dollars, fine for disorderly conduct yyy dollars, the look on rape-face wanker's face - priceless.
KarToon12 15th Aug 2018, 5:16 PM edit delete reply

The dialogue on this entire page is gold and deserves an Oscar. XD
jamie59 15th Aug 2018, 6:31 PM edit delete reply

"Ah. OK. Just don't leave a mess when you're done."
Haegan2005 15th Aug 2018, 8:04 PM edit delete reply

okay, this is just bodacious!

Had me laughing so hard!

Some people need marine boot camp just to get a clue, nevermind act on it!
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