Comic 814 - You have nothing to fear...

18th Apr 2013, 7:12 PM
You have nothing to fear...
Average Rating: 5 (18 votes)

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Centcomm 18th Apr 2013, 7:12 PM edit delete
cue the music ...
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Mayyday 18th Apr 2013, 7:20 PM edit delete reply

Hey now, those step-by-step guides can be VERY useful.
Centcomm 18th Apr 2013, 7:23 PM edit delete reply

snickers .. that they can .. I think these boys skipped the class on a couple though,..
cattservant 18th Apr 2013, 7:21 PM edit delete reply


Let us Dance!
Centcomm 18th Apr 2013, 7:23 PM edit delete reply

yeppers.... the dance shall begin with a minor walze :D
cattservant 19th Apr 2013, 4:02 AM edit delete reply

Here's A minor Waltz for you so you can get choppin'!
Antonious 19th Apr 2013, 4:47 PM edit delete reply
Thou shalt be pun ished.
cattservant 19th Apr 2013, 5:00 PM edit delete reply

Having one's puns bumped can be an ambivalent experience...
Mark_L_A 8th Sep 2015, 12:38 AM edit delete reply

I think this is more appropriate.
Vivocateur 18th Apr 2013, 7:23 PM edit delete reply

I really like the outfit of hat/long jacket/scarf face guy.
It makes me wonder what he's hiding (or maybe he just can't tan).
Centcomm 18th Apr 2013, 7:25 PM edit delete reply

hehe - Or he doesnt want to be recognized...all of them are wearing some sort of face covering..
Vivocateur 18th Apr 2013, 7:32 PM edit delete reply

But why would they want to conceal their identities?
Clearly these are men of impeccable ethics who have never made an enemy in their lives.
Centcomm 18th Apr 2013, 7:35 PM edit delete reply

Oh, you sir are tooo funny :D
Mister Black 18th Apr 2013, 10:28 PM edit delete reply

Anybody can just need a sufficiently powerful source of UV.

*passes out discount coupons for the grand opening sale at the Curtis LeMay Instant Sunrise Company*
Draginbeard 18th Apr 2013, 9:53 PM edit delete reply

Ah yes, the man with the hat, coat, and scarf.

On earth that was, there be a legend, a myth of an evil man who did terrible things. One day something profound happened to this man, he turned from his evil path and instead confronted those that would prey upon their fellows.

Armed with a sharp mind, a pair of pistols and the cover of darkness, the man struck hard and true. None escaped his righteous wrath, for he knew what evil lurks in the hearts of men.

I'm going to go ahead and say that THIS guy right here in the hat, ain't the same guy.
cattservant 18th Apr 2013, 10:13 PM edit delete reply

velvetsanity 19th Apr 2013, 2:25 PM edit delete reply

I'm going to say he's also not a certain nameless Gallifreyan with a police call box
CyberSkull 18th Apr 2013, 11:08 PM edit delete reply

How many caps will their slightly bloody/burnt (yah know, normal) gear fetch at the local store?
Centcomm 18th Apr 2013, 11:10 PM edit delete reply

someone played fallout 3 MUHHAHAHA! ( Quite a bit actually .. )
CyberSkull 19th Apr 2013, 8:27 PM edit delete reply

After each fight I'd repair scavenged equipment to carry less, and leave to sell when my weight limit is reached.
Centcomm 19th Apr 2013, 10:11 PM edit delete reply

I did the same thing :D I need to play that again...
Sheela 20th Apr 2013, 1:16 AM edit delete reply

Did much the same thing in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

There was a stash in the 100 Rads bar which I filled to the brim with spare armor, ammo and weapons. I had enough in there to start a small war. :D
CyberSkull 20th Apr 2013, 2:07 AM edit delete reply

So the first skill I end up maxing out is repair, which keeps me both fighting fit and eventually rolling in caps when I sell off fully repaired bandit equipment.
Centcomm 20th Apr 2013, 2:27 AM edit delete reply

I love repair skill that and armor skill - so I can use the power armor as fast as possable
Sheela 20th Apr 2013, 4:36 AM edit delete reply

Heh, somsone ought to make a packrat/scavenger game in a postapocalyptic world.
Centcomm 20th Apr 2013, 4:47 AM edit delete reply

they did .. fallout 3 .. I had the apt in megaton filled Litterally filled with junk.. so much so that it was piled in the game .. and with repair skill it was all in excellent condition. but then I took everything that wasnt nailed down.. and a few that were...
Sheela 20th Apr 2013, 4:56 AM edit delete reply

Not quite what I meant ... Fallout 3 was still a fighting game at it's core.

I mean, a game where scavenging was the primary purpose.

Imagine this - You are the new and upcoming chieftain of a little rural post apocalyptic settlement, as your dad is growing old it's time for you to show your worth. What you need to do, is make sure the city has food for winter, that you have spareparts for the electrical generators, that you have tools to make the spareparts and so forth.

Now, in a post apocalytic society, resources are scarce, so you have to go and scavenge for them, maybe dragging a small cart after you with stuff in it.
Offcourse, every now and then, you'll come across people from other factions / settlements who may have just what you want, so you could try and trade for them, or steal them, or pickpocket them, or kill them .. or maybe even seduce them and steal everything from them while they sleep, or, if you can't seduce them, get them drunk and strip them bare while they're passed out.

to be able to make them that drunk though, you'd have to increase your own alcohol resistance ... by drinking. :D

Add in a mallable world, sort of like how you can make your own farms in minecraft - and you could build your settlement as you go along, and invite new people to the settlement. Maybe add a city wall, to keep critters out. Build a health clinic. Stuff like that.

I think there would be more people than just me, who would enjoy a game like that.
Raw survival, and developing your settlement.

You could have some missions along the way that could have a main story arch added into it, like ... inventing a retrovirus to stop mutations from happening and save the human race .. stuff like that. Kinda like "never mind the gap" concept, but more mutant/post apocalyptic/cyberpunkish.

... ok ...

I'm done now, I think. :D
Centcomm 20th Apr 2013, 8:29 AM edit delete reply

heheh im familar with never mind the gap actually. *winks* that all sounds very cool. too bad none of us are game designers ...
Sheela 20th Apr 2013, 8:38 AM edit delete reply

Yooouuuu would play that game too !
Centcomm 20th Apr 2013, 8:42 AM edit delete reply

yes I would .. yes i would...
Speedy Marsh 9th Nov 2016, 6:34 AM edit delete reply
Sounds like Banished.
Rashala 18th Apr 2013, 11:27 PM edit delete reply

I can just See dolly entering VATS. HEad shot...groin shot groin shot head Head... And they explode with each shot.

And meanwhile Tedee in the air stiffens and cusses About gunplay going on and not being apart...*
Centcomm 19th Apr 2013, 10:59 AM edit delete reply

I loved VATS in fallout 3 played all of them actually :D theres more than a few nods in DC to Fallout :D
Rashala 19th Apr 2013, 1:15 PM edit delete reply

the giant mutant monsters beigns and atomic wasteland is only a nod? wow...wonder what you;'d do then for an homage.

;) j/k you know we love you and the DC universe centi. Well I love Ceci and the universe and consider you a friend but I am not -in- love with you
Centcomm 19th Apr 2013, 10:33 PM edit delete reply

hah I totally ge4t it .. trust me.
KarToon12 19th Apr 2013, 7:18 AM edit delete reply

They're gonna' get it....
Centcomm 19th Apr 2013, 11:00 AM edit delete reply

bah dumbump - yep more than likely .. this situation just started to slide downhill fast...
Antonious 19th Apr 2013, 4:53 PM edit delete reply
Slide ... downhill ... fast? HEH! This situation is a rocket sled on greased rails.
Hornet 19th Apr 2013, 7:35 AM edit delete reply
Death Jam!! Course I'm partial to Ballroom Blitz for some reason.
Centcomm 19th Apr 2013, 11:00 AM edit delete reply

Ballroom blitz is a good one :D
Songgu Kwon 19th Apr 2013, 10:55 AM edit delete reply

Idle time is the devil's playground.
Centcomm 19th Apr 2013, 11:00 AM edit delete reply

oh very much so !
Sheela 19th Apr 2013, 11:56 AM edit delete reply

Not just the Devil, but the gods of Karma is looking like this right about now :
Centcomm 19th Apr 2013, 10:12 PM edit delete reply

hehe :D
Sheela 20th Apr 2013, 1:17 AM edit delete reply

Betcha they're taking bets on our heroines right now.
LooeyQ 19th Apr 2013, 12:54 PM edit delete reply

I couldnt help but reading the guys line who said "Hey Lady" in Jerry Lewsis voice!
Heeey Laaaaaaaadyyyyyeeeeeeee :D

Those guys dont know what they got coming to them though! :O Things are about to get crazy-go-nuts!
Centcomm 19th Apr 2013, 10:12 PM edit delete reply

oh yes and actually thats pretty funny
Antonious 19th Apr 2013, 4:54 PM edit delete reply
The shit is about to hit the full speed turbine.
Rashala 19th Apr 2013, 4:55 PM edit delete reply

*can hear the music playing int eh camera man's head*

ba dum dum dum....Badadada dum de dum.

Another five bite the dust.
mushroomisland 28th Apr 2013, 4:35 PM edit delete reply

...Black suits of armor or a weird mask hoodie over half your face...

Not exactly the charmer :P
Steven-Vincent 17th Sep 2015, 7:56 PM edit delete reply

Something tells me these guys are going to regret their actions... I'm not sure why it is just a... feeling.
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